Lesson 5:From Saint to Satan...!!!!

Sorry folks for this much delay in publishing my new post...for the past few days a series of incidents were happening in ma life...and it was almost like watching indo-pak cricket match..everyday i wake up with the feeling OMG wats going to happen today...any way im not going too far into its details..and by the way i bot new cam and a lap...eldo already had commented in my orkut tat there is not much need it publicizing this thing..bt satyam njan evidem thurannu parayum...so evideyum njan athu thurannu parayunnu...i bottt a new cam and a lap...

So im just rolling back to the 1st year life..and im thinking of writing something abt the 1st year exams...and i still remember 1st year 1st series exam i was the MH topper...adyamayum avasanamayum.....simply the best..pinne orikkalum njan athinu vendi try cheythittilla...orikkal njan etta record njan thanne thakarkunnathil enikk thalparyam illa...pinne orkkial njan Asian Topper ayittundu..tats another story ...athu pinne parayam...so 1st year exams and everyone studying so hard...1st year exam ennu parayumbol all i cud remember is two incidents...1st one is Chemistry exam..ellarum examinte thalennu rathri van paditham...njanu doni amarum 4-5 text book refer cheythu anu padikunne...Btech padicha ethoruthanum ariyam Chemistry is the toughest subj in 1st year...angane van paditham nadkunnu...portions mala pole kidakkunnu...pettanu oru news..Nayanar mairchu...keralathinte charithrathile thanne ulla etharyum valya leader marichu ennu arinju malayalikal motham njetti erikkumbol oridathu mathram van agosham...MHil ...Nayanar marichathu kondalla...Naynar marichathu kondu nalathe Chemistry exam matti ennu arinjathu kondu...annu rathri thanne mess kuthi thorapichu ice cream vitharanam (PS:annu arum vellamadi thudangittilla)..pinne dance ..ake bahalam...ethinidayil "Ammmmeeee naynar marichu ammmeeeeee"..ennu nadeshan phone vilichu paranjathu MHinte charithrathile mattoru sambhvam ayi mari...!!

Second thing i cud remember is my workshop exam and me fainting...examinte randu divasam munne enikk van pani pidichu...examinte thale divasam ravile bodham kettu thazhe veenu hospitalil admit ayi...hostelil ninnum veetukare okke arichu...veetil ninnum amma examinte annu vannu...roomil kayari vanna amma adyam kanunathu kure chappalukal..athinte otha nadukku oru tooth brush...roomil motham kadalasu...she asked "Arude ada e brush"...nokumbo njan daily pallu thekunna brush anu..."Ninte room mates evide"...ethu paranjathum nangalude thuni okke virichu ettirkkunnathine edayil ninnum oruthan urakkan kazhninju ezhunett varunnu..Doni...She again asked "Ningal evide thanne ano kidakunne"....Doni "Athinu evide kuzhappam onnum illallo aunty"...ethinu okke enthu marupadi parayan enna mattil amma ente bedil errunathum oral pokathil podi athil ninum pongi..."Chummathe ano ninakku asugham vanne"...ethum paranju amma roomil kidakunna kadalsu okke othukkan thudangi...appozhanu mohan laline pole thol okke charichu ettu mooli pattum padi Amar roomilekk varunne....Evanegilum nallavan akum ennu thettidarichu amma asked him " Mone ningallk 1 weekil orikkal engilum e room onnu thoothu vari koode"...appo thanne Amarinte marupadi "Ohhh...athinte avashyam onnum illa aunty...nangal ene e roomil verum randu masam koodiye ulluu...!!!!"...daily veedu vrithiyatkuuna ..ella weekum veedu thudachu vrithiyatkuuna ammakku aaa dialogue oru van shock arunu...."Appo vaa namukku povam"...ennu mathrame amma pinne ennodu paranjullu...pinne orikkalum amma ende roomil vanittilla...athode veetil vrithi ellathavan enna perum enikk veenu... :(

Anway tat was all abt 1st year...ethokke everyone in MH know....so b4 concluding lemme tell something which is happening or just happened right know...e edakk JTO kittiya oru kidilam...suddenly one day he wakes up with a hole in his pocket (as usual)...nokumbo 5 paisa poyittu adutha edakk 5 paisa kanditt ulla oruthane polum aduthu engum kananilla...roomil nokkumbo vilkkan pattiya onnum illa...motham parathi nokumbo s6 il cheytha mini project kidakkunnu...udan thanne kulichu ready ayi nere thakarparambilekk vittu...for all those who dono thakarparamb ...electronic items vilkunna oru street anu in tvm...so kidilam went der ..avide ulla ella shoppil kayari erangi ...pattanapravesham padathil kuda nannakkan undo enu chodichu lalum sreenivasanum nadanna pole...mini project vilkanunudu ennu paranju ella shoppilum kayari erangi...bt ella edathu dey asked a simple question :How does this thing work..pandu Martin Leo cheythu kodutha mini project pinne kidilam kayy kondu thodathathu kondu utharam parayan patti illa...Mini project solder cheythu Martinte 4 kg kuranju ennu paranjathu eppozhum njan orkkunu...enthayalum kidilathinu sadhanam vilkkan patti illa....ethinale mudinja bharavum...avasan ethu pandaram kalanjekkam ennu karuthi etho canal ite sidel kondu vachathum police pokki...police nokumbo kure wiring ..battery...pcb...BOMB...avasanam karanju kalu pidichu satyam paranju engano rakshapettu college frontil ethi...Core inte munpil side ayi erikkumbo kadakkaran vannu chodichu enthada ethu ennu...avasanam kidilam ethu vilkkan anu van sambhavam anu enokke ayale thettidaripichu...kadakkaran asked "ethra venam"...kidilam "oru 2000 thannitu chettan ethu edutho"..Kadakaraan "2000 mooo..oru 150 Rs tharam"..avasanam paranju paranju 250 Rs orapichu..Kadakkaranu veendum samshayam "ethu engane ada work cheyunne"..kidilam thanikku ariyavunna EC knowledge motham vachu oru van speech nadathi....paranju theernathum kadakkaran paisa pidichu vangi enitt.."ethinu 150 Rs mathi...bakki 100 Rs ninte speech kettathinu njan eduthu ennu"...mounam vidhvanu bhooshanam ennu eppozhum kidilathinu manasilayittilla...

pinne kidilam thanne ennodu paranja mattoru story...ayyan kali de parents again went to some manthravadhi...parents mathravadhiyodu paranju ayyan kali parayunathu 2012 lokam avasanikkum.. athinu munpu engane engilum nangalude mone Btech pass akkanam...enthengilum vazhi undo ennu...enitt ayyan kalide full Btech history paranju koduthu...avasanam chodichu enthengilum vazhi undo enu...katha muzhuvan ketta manthravadhi paranju...otta vazhiye ullu 2012 lokam avasanikkathe njan nokkikolam ennu :(

ethum paranju kidilam eppo ayyan kaliyeyum athu pole Btech pass avatha teamzineyum daily chori anennu...enikk kidilathodu onne parayan ullu...pandu karanavanmar "Ninte vishwasam ninne rakishikatte.." ennu paranja pole "Ninte ahangaram ninne nashipikatte"..!!!!

Lesson 4: Change is inevitable...

Again after a few days of break i have started blogging again...I was thinking of writing something abt the end of first year..first years exams etc etc...bt 2 day something happened which was so funny tat i cant stop myself from writing abt it....so i am just fast forwarding the time line to 1st Dec 2009...World Aids Day...my apologies to all my blog fans :P.. till last post i was under the misunderstanding tat only MH ppl are reading the blog...bt l8r i understood tat some more ppl like my blog...so for all those who donno abt the hero of this story ..lemme introduce him for them.."Saji"...enne njan vilikunnathum Vimal kumar enna...ennu parayunnathu pole ...Saji avane vilikunnthu Technical Kidilam ennanu....CET start chyethityu eppo 70 years...Saji btech padichu theernappo 7 varsham ..athaythu CETide 10% life time saji avide undarunnu ...chila padangal mannasiurthi padikkumbo onno rando varsham edukkum ennanu avan parayunne....

Anyway the whole story starts with Saji writing the JTO exam...when i went to c him one day he told me he will crack the exam....athu kettu chiri sahikkan vayyathe njan paranju "ne JTO pass ayal njan raji vekkum ennu"..enthayalum JTO result announce cheytha divasam mootappa called me and told "Da can u check my result"..I said ok ...result nokki ..pathivu pole mootappa disqualified...kurachu samayam kazhinju Saji called me..."Da ne resign cheyyan thayyarayikko...I got selected"...njan paranju eda 2012 lokam avasanikkum ennu ne para njan viswasikkam...ayyan kali Btech pass ayi enu ne para ..athum venel njan viswasikkam ..pakshe ne JTO crack cheythu ennu njan payyeee viswasikkum...anyway l8r Saji called me and told u dont have to resign...i got no chance of getting exam cleared..anway when u get time just check the result...i said ok..bt i forgot the whole thing and when i as abt to leave office i just simply thot of checking the result...as i typed roll no and clicked submit .."Sajid M..Congrats..ur are qualified"...

I felt like world is going to end...it took sometime for me to get to normal state....i called up saji and told ur qualified..even he cudnt believe....bt the worst fact is its a truth..Saji is or rather is gng to be JTO soon ...Mamotty parayunna pole "Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction"..:(

So thats the whole flashback...And fun part is Saji cleared all the Btech papers only last month..and next months he gets a Govt job...nangalude classile katta bujikalkku polum pattatha oru karyam..So 2day on Dec 1st was Sajis document verification...I gave Saji a contact no of a person in HRD Bsnl..and told Saji 'ninakk valla helpum venel just call this guy'...Now Saji called me 2day morning and tells..."Njan doc verification thakarthu"...I asked "athinu thakarkkan matharam onnum athil illallo..."..sthiram miss call adikkunna Saji ennu enne engottu vilichu engane parayanel something wrong...So after office I called the guy in HRD and the whole conversation goes like this

Me:Sir,My friend had his doc verf 2day..did u c him..

HR:Avan ninte friend ano (van kalippil)

Me:Sir,athentha angane chodiche..

HR:Orothanmar Karakki kuthi exam pass ayi engu porum ...Companyide peru kalayan vendi..

Me:Sir avan work cheythittundu enna ennodu paranje

HR:Workk...avan enthoram Certf anu nangale kaniche ..porathathinu van jadayum..

I thot Jadayoo...Saji nammalodu moda erakkum engilum engane oru situationil poyi moda erakkumo...So i asked him in detail and later called Saji(avanodu appo njan HR ine vilicha karayam paranjilla)..and after analyzing the 2 calls i came to a conclusion of wat really happened...

The whole thing goes like this...Saji goes for doc verification early morn...adaym kanda changathitye thanne parichayapettu...nokummbo Trissur Engg collg topper...desp ayi aduthavante aduthu poyi erunnu...nokumbo avan Navy selected ayi erikkunnavan...avante apurathu erikkunavan 80 % mark ullavan....ake desp ayi erikkumbo angu moolakku oruthan erikunnu...ake avan mathre ollu oru koora look ulle...avane chennu parichaypettu..pada pedichu panthalathu chennappo ...ennu parayunna pole ...chennu codichappo avan Kannur Engg colg topper..evarude munpil pidichu nilakkanel moda erakkathe patilla ennu mansilakkiya Saji pinne oreeee modaaaa...engane orthu erikkumbol Sajiye doc verf vilichu...then wat happened is....

HR:U wil have to sign a bond for 2 L for five years...any doubts?..

Saji:Sir njan resign cheythal ee 2L nirbandam ayi adakkano...

Sajide cetf onnum kannathu kondu HR thot evan etho van team anu..so he expalined it details how good is JTO post...career benefits...salary etc...(pavam HR)

HR:Now u will have to find a surety...if u break the bond and u fail to pay the money then surety will have to pay it...

Saji:Sir,appo surety koodi resign cheythalo...(Oreeee moda..this is not thall..if u have doubt u can ask Saji...avan engane paranjo ennu)

HR(katta despode):Than van tharikida anallo...

Saji(thinking):Hee thokke Yeentthh....

HR:Ok..nw show me the doc..

Doc verf nil HR ppl ask us to bring orginal +3 photocopies of each doc...then they will cross check the orginal and photocopies and will keep the photocopies with them...

Doc kanatte ennu paranjathu Saji oru 40 sheet paper kettu eduthu koduthu..

HR:Eppo orginal matharam mathi ..photostat pinne parayumbo tharanam...

Saji:Sir ee 40 sheetum orginal marklist anu...photocopy vere unud..ennu paranju vere oru 120 sheet photocopy eduthu kanichu...

HR:40 sheet orginalooooooooo....ethinte photostat edukkan thanne venamallodo JTO ude oru masathe salary...(hallil koota chiri )

HR ppl cross checked each and every persons doc and photocopies...sajiyodu mathram paranju ..

"U just keep the photocopies here...no need for cross checking...ninne nangallku viswasam anu"..

athu vare moda erakki erunna saji pinne kattu poya balloon pole ayi...athine reaction anu HR enne vilichu paranjathu....enthayalum ende manam poyi ..allathe enthu parayan.. :(

Pinne sajikku JTO kittiyathu kondu changes vannathu mattu randu perkku anu..onnu mootappa..Sajikku JTO kitti ennu arinju kurachu nal kazhinju mootappa called me...desp anu ennalum athu marachu vechu kondu..."Eda njan van gym adi thudangi...pinne dentistinte aduthu poyi pallu okke shari akki...last week went for pearl facial..pinne hair straighten cheyyan theerumanichu"..I asked "ninakk entha vattayo atho kalyanam ayo..." ..Mootappa . ."Ne choriyathe...mugham velukkan ulla oru cream paranju thaaa.."...njan ake desp ..ariyilla ennu paranjittum avan vidunilla...avasan njan googlil "How to make ur face white " ennu search chyethu..adyam vanna creaminte peru paranjittu "njan etha use cheyunne ennu paranju"..

Kurchu naal munpu Jindane vilichappo avan paranjthu mootappayude mugham veluthu ...pakshe avide evide ayi chila bhagam mathram anu veluthe ennu...i asked ayyan kali mootappaku enthu patti ennu...appol anu ayyan kali parayunne...Sajikku oru 75 L thinte kalyanam vanu ennu avan mootappayodu thalli ennu...athinte after effect anu mootappkku vanna change...dentistinu mootappayude pallu shari akkan pattanjathu kondu etho carpentere vilichu shari akki ennanu latest report..enthayalum udan thanne gym aya..mugham velutha...straight haired mootappaye namuku kanam ...daivme ethokke nangal thanne kannamallo....

Change vanna 2nd person anu ayyan kali...e adutha edakk ayyan kali 2 varshathinu sesham arum kanathe supply ezuthan vanna nanagulde classile oru creamine odichu ettu pidicha vartha ellarum arinju kanum allo...cream oru pennu anu ennu ketappol i called ayyan kali and asked details...kure nirbandichittu anu avan paranje...enthayalum details paranja sesham ayyan kali told me .."Eda ne e karaym arodum paryaruthu..." I asked y??...appo ayyan "Eda a pennu enganum sapichal enikk Btech pass avan patilla "...enikk sharikkum karachil vannu...pinne Sajiodu chodichappol anu sangathi pidi kittye...Saji varree Btech passi ayi enu arinja ayyan kalide veetukar etho manthravadhiye kandu entho pooja okke nadathi...ayyan ethu kondu anu Btech pass avathe ennu ariyan...appo pulli paranju polum ayyan kalikk etho penninte shapam undu ennu..enthayalum athode ayyan neat ayi...Saji parayunnathu pandu "Poram pokku naaye" ennu paranju ayyane koda kondu adicha penninte shapam arikkum ennannu....enthayalum eppo ayyan kali parayunathu 2012 il lokam avasanikkum...athinu munne enthayalum Btech pass akum ennanu....anyway Lets wait and c...ene enthokke kananam...!!!!