Lesson 5:From Saint to Satan...!!!!

Sorry folks for this much delay in publishing my new post...for the past few days a series of incidents were happening in ma life...and it was almost like watching indo-pak cricket match..everyday i wake up with the feeling OMG wats going to happen today...any way im not going too far into its details..and by the way i bot new cam and a lap...eldo already had commented in my orkut tat there is not much need it publicizing this thing..bt satyam njan evidem thurannu parayum...so evideyum njan athu thurannu parayunnu...i bottt a new cam and a lap...

So im just rolling back to the 1st year life..and im thinking of writing something abt the 1st year exams...and i still remember 1st year 1st series exam i was the MH topper...adyamayum avasanamayum.....simply the best..pinne orikkalum njan athinu vendi try cheythittilla...orikkal njan etta record njan thanne thakarkunnathil enikk thalparyam illa...pinne orkkial njan Asian Topper ayittundu..tats another story ...athu pinne parayam...so 1st year exams and everyone studying so hard...1st year exam ennu parayumbol all i cud remember is two incidents...1st one is Chemistry exam..ellarum examinte thalennu rathri van paditham...njanu doni amarum 4-5 text book refer cheythu anu padikunne...Btech padicha ethoruthanum ariyam Chemistry is the toughest subj in 1st year...angane van paditham nadkunnu...portions mala pole kidakkunnu...pettanu oru news..Nayanar mairchu...keralathinte charithrathile thanne ulla etharyum valya leader marichu ennu arinju malayalikal motham njetti erikkumbol oridathu mathram van agosham...MHil ...Nayanar marichathu kondalla...Naynar marichathu kondu nalathe Chemistry exam matti ennu arinjathu kondu...annu rathri thanne mess kuthi thorapichu ice cream vitharanam (PS:annu arum vellamadi thudangittilla)..pinne dance ..ake bahalam...ethinidayil "Ammmmeeee naynar marichu ammmeeeeee"..ennu nadeshan phone vilichu paranjathu MHinte charithrathile mattoru sambhvam ayi mari...!!

Second thing i cud remember is my workshop exam and me fainting...examinte randu divasam munne enikk van pani pidichu...examinte thale divasam ravile bodham kettu thazhe veenu hospitalil admit ayi...hostelil ninnum veetukare okke arichu...veetil ninnum amma examinte annu vannu...roomil kayari vanna amma adyam kanunathu kure chappalukal..athinte otha nadukku oru tooth brush...roomil motham kadalasu...she asked "Arude ada e brush"...nokumbo njan daily pallu thekunna brush anu..."Ninte room mates evide"...ethu paranjathum nangalude thuni okke virichu ettirkkunnathine edayil ninnum oruthan urakkan kazhninju ezhunett varunnu..Doni...She again asked "Ningal evide thanne ano kidakunne"....Doni "Athinu evide kuzhappam onnum illallo aunty"...ethinu okke enthu marupadi parayan enna mattil amma ente bedil errunathum oral pokathil podi athil ninum pongi..."Chummathe ano ninakku asugham vanne"...ethum paranju amma roomil kidakunna kadalsu okke othukkan thudangi...appozhanu mohan laline pole thol okke charichu ettu mooli pattum padi Amar roomilekk varunne....Evanegilum nallavan akum ennu thettidarichu amma asked him " Mone ningallk 1 weekil orikkal engilum e room onnu thoothu vari koode"...appo thanne Amarinte marupadi "Ohhh...athinte avashyam onnum illa aunty...nangal ene e roomil verum randu masam koodiye ulluu...!!!!"...daily veedu vrithiyatkuuna ..ella weekum veedu thudachu vrithiyatkuuna ammakku aaa dialogue oru van shock arunu...."Appo vaa namukku povam"...ennu mathrame amma pinne ennodu paranjullu...pinne orikkalum amma ende roomil vanittilla...athode veetil vrithi ellathavan enna perum enikk veenu... :(

Anway tat was all abt 1st year...ethokke everyone in MH know....so b4 concluding lemme tell something which is happening or just happened right know...e edakk JTO kittiya oru kidilam...suddenly one day he wakes up with a hole in his pocket (as usual)...nokumbo 5 paisa poyittu adutha edakk 5 paisa kanditt ulla oruthane polum aduthu engum kananilla...roomil nokkumbo vilkkan pattiya onnum illa...motham parathi nokumbo s6 il cheytha mini project kidakkunnu...udan thanne kulichu ready ayi nere thakarparambilekk vittu...for all those who dono thakarparamb ...electronic items vilkunna oru street anu in tvm...so kidilam went der ..avide ulla ella shoppil kayari erangi ...pattanapravesham padathil kuda nannakkan undo enu chodichu lalum sreenivasanum nadanna pole...mini project vilkanunudu ennu paranju ella shoppilum kayari erangi...bt ella edathu dey asked a simple question :How does this thing work..pandu Martin Leo cheythu kodutha mini project pinne kidilam kayy kondu thodathathu kondu utharam parayan patti illa...Mini project solder cheythu Martinte 4 kg kuranju ennu paranjathu eppozhum njan orkkunu...enthayalum kidilathinu sadhanam vilkkan patti illa....ethinale mudinja bharavum...avasan ethu pandaram kalanjekkam ennu karuthi etho canal ite sidel kondu vachathum police pokki...police nokumbo kure wiring ..battery...pcb...BOMB...avasanam karanju kalu pidichu satyam paranju engano rakshapettu college frontil ethi...Core inte munpil side ayi erikkumbo kadakkaran vannu chodichu enthada ethu ennu...avasanam kidilam ethu vilkkan anu van sambhavam anu enokke ayale thettidaripichu...kadakkaran asked "ethra venam"...kidilam "oru 2000 thannitu chettan ethu edutho"..Kadakaraan "2000 mooo..oru 150 Rs tharam"..avasanam paranju paranju 250 Rs orapichu..Kadakkaranu veendum samshayam "ethu engane ada work cheyunne"..kidilam thanikku ariyavunna EC knowledge motham vachu oru van speech nadathi....paranju theernathum kadakkaran paisa pidichu vangi enitt.."ethinu 150 Rs mathi...bakki 100 Rs ninte speech kettathinu njan eduthu ennu"...mounam vidhvanu bhooshanam ennu eppozhum kidilathinu manasilayittilla...

pinne kidilam thanne ennodu paranja mattoru story...ayyan kali de parents again went to some manthravadhi...parents mathravadhiyodu paranju ayyan kali parayunathu 2012 lokam avasanikkum.. athinu munpu engane engilum nangalude mone Btech pass akkanam...enthengilum vazhi undo ennu...enitt ayyan kalide full Btech history paranju koduthu...avasanam chodichu enthengilum vazhi undo enu...katha muzhuvan ketta manthravadhi paranju...otta vazhiye ullu 2012 lokam avasanikkathe njan nokkikolam ennu :(

ethum paranju kidilam eppo ayyan kaliyeyum athu pole Btech pass avatha teamzineyum daily chori anennu...enikk kidilathodu onne parayan ullu...pandu karanavanmar "Ninte vishwasam ninne rakishikatte.." ennu paranja pole "Ninte ahangaram ninne nashipikatte"..!!!!

Lesson 4: Change is inevitable...

Again after a few days of break i have started blogging again...I was thinking of writing something abt the end of first year..first years exams etc etc...bt 2 day something happened which was so funny tat i cant stop myself from writing abt it....so i am just fast forwarding the time line to 1st Dec 2009...World Aids Day...my apologies to all my blog fans :P.. till last post i was under the misunderstanding tat only MH ppl are reading the blog...bt l8r i understood tat some more ppl like my blog...so for all those who donno abt the hero of this story ..lemme introduce him for them.."Saji"...enne njan vilikunnathum Vimal kumar enna...ennu parayunnathu pole ...Saji avane vilikunnthu Technical Kidilam ennanu....CET start chyethityu eppo 70 years...Saji btech padichu theernappo 7 varsham ..athaythu CETide 10% life time saji avide undarunnu ...chila padangal mannasiurthi padikkumbo onno rando varsham edukkum ennanu avan parayunne....

Anyway the whole story starts with Saji writing the JTO exam...when i went to c him one day he told me he will crack the exam....athu kettu chiri sahikkan vayyathe njan paranju "ne JTO pass ayal njan raji vekkum ennu"..enthayalum JTO result announce cheytha divasam mootappa called me and told "Da can u check my result"..I said ok ...result nokki ..pathivu pole mootappa disqualified...kurachu samayam kazhinju Saji called me..."Da ne resign cheyyan thayyarayikko...I got selected"...njan paranju eda 2012 lokam avasanikkum ennu ne para njan viswasikkam...ayyan kali Btech pass ayi enu ne para ..athum venel njan viswasikkam ..pakshe ne JTO crack cheythu ennu njan payyeee viswasikkum...anyway l8r Saji called me and told u dont have to resign...i got no chance of getting exam cleared..anway when u get time just check the result...i said ok..bt i forgot the whole thing and when i as abt to leave office i just simply thot of checking the result...as i typed roll no and clicked submit .."Sajid M..Congrats..ur are qualified"...

I felt like world is going to end...it took sometime for me to get to normal state....i called up saji and told ur qualified..even he cudnt believe....bt the worst fact is its a truth..Saji is or rather is gng to be JTO soon ...Mamotty parayunna pole "Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction"..:(

So thats the whole flashback...And fun part is Saji cleared all the Btech papers only last month..and next months he gets a Govt job...nangalude classile katta bujikalkku polum pattatha oru karyam..So 2day on Dec 1st was Sajis document verification...I gave Saji a contact no of a person in HRD Bsnl..and told Saji 'ninakk valla helpum venel just call this guy'...Now Saji called me 2day morning and tells..."Njan doc verification thakarthu"...I asked "athinu thakarkkan matharam onnum athil illallo..."..sthiram miss call adikkunna Saji ennu enne engottu vilichu engane parayanel something wrong...So after office I called the guy in HRD and the whole conversation goes like this

Me:Sir,My friend had his doc verf 2day..did u c him..

HR:Avan ninte friend ano (van kalippil)

Me:Sir,athentha angane chodiche..

HR:Orothanmar Karakki kuthi exam pass ayi engu porum ...Companyide peru kalayan vendi..

Me:Sir avan work cheythittundu enna ennodu paranje

HR:Workk...avan enthoram Certf anu nangale kaniche ..porathathinu van jadayum..

I thot Jadayoo...Saji nammalodu moda erakkum engilum engane oru situationil poyi moda erakkumo...So i asked him in detail and later called Saji(avanodu appo njan HR ine vilicha karayam paranjilla)..and after analyzing the 2 calls i came to a conclusion of wat really happened...

The whole thing goes like this...Saji goes for doc verification early morn...adaym kanda changathitye thanne parichayapettu...nokummbo Trissur Engg collg topper...desp ayi aduthavante aduthu poyi erunnu...nokumbo avan Navy selected ayi erikkunnavan...avante apurathu erikkunavan 80 % mark ullavan....ake desp ayi erikkumbo angu moolakku oruthan erikunnu...ake avan mathre ollu oru koora look ulle...avane chennu parichaypettu..pada pedichu panthalathu chennappo ...ennu parayunna pole ...chennu codichappo avan Kannur Engg colg topper..evarude munpil pidichu nilakkanel moda erakkathe patilla ennu mansilakkiya Saji pinne oreeee modaaaa...engane orthu erikkumbol Sajiye doc verf vilichu...then wat happened is....

HR:U wil have to sign a bond for 2 L for five years...any doubts?..

Saji:Sir njan resign cheythal ee 2L nirbandam ayi adakkano...

Sajide cetf onnum kannathu kondu HR thot evan etho van team anu..so he expalined it details how good is JTO post...career benefits...salary etc...(pavam HR)

HR:Now u will have to find a surety...if u break the bond and u fail to pay the money then surety will have to pay it...

Saji:Sir,appo surety koodi resign cheythalo...(Oreeee moda..this is not thall..if u have doubt u can ask Saji...avan engane paranjo ennu)

HR(katta despode):Than van tharikida anallo...

Saji(thinking):Hee thokke Yeentthh....

HR:Ok..nw show me the doc..

Doc verf nil HR ppl ask us to bring orginal +3 photocopies of each doc...then they will cross check the orginal and photocopies and will keep the photocopies with them...

Doc kanatte ennu paranjathu Saji oru 40 sheet paper kettu eduthu koduthu..

HR:Eppo orginal matharam mathi ..photostat pinne parayumbo tharanam...

Saji:Sir ee 40 sheetum orginal marklist anu...photocopy vere unud..ennu paranju vere oru 120 sheet photocopy eduthu kanichu...

HR:40 sheet orginalooooooooo....ethinte photostat edukkan thanne venamallodo JTO ude oru masathe salary...(hallil koota chiri )

HR ppl cross checked each and every persons doc and photocopies...sajiyodu mathram paranju ..

"U just keep the photocopies here...no need for cross checking...ninne nangallku viswasam anu"..

athu vare moda erakki erunna saji pinne kattu poya balloon pole ayi...athine reaction anu HR enne vilichu paranjathu....enthayalum ende manam poyi ..allathe enthu parayan.. :(

Pinne sajikku JTO kittiyathu kondu changes vannathu mattu randu perkku anu..onnu mootappa..Sajikku JTO kitti ennu arinju kurachu nal kazhinju mootappa called me...desp anu ennalum athu marachu vechu kondu..."Eda njan van gym adi thudangi...pinne dentistinte aduthu poyi pallu okke shari akki...last week went for pearl facial..pinne hair straighten cheyyan theerumanichu"..I asked "ninakk entha vattayo atho kalyanam ayo..." ..Mootappa . ."Ne choriyathe...mugham velukkan ulla oru cream paranju thaaa.."...njan ake desp ..ariyilla ennu paranjittum avan vidunilla...avasan njan googlil "How to make ur face white " ennu search chyethu..adyam vanna creaminte peru paranjittu "njan etha use cheyunne ennu paranju"..

Kurchu naal munpu Jindane vilichappo avan paranjthu mootappayude mugham veluthu ...pakshe avide evide ayi chila bhagam mathram anu veluthe ennu...i asked ayyan kali mootappaku enthu patti ennu...appol anu ayyan kali parayunne...Sajikku oru 75 L thinte kalyanam vanu ennu avan mootappayodu thalli ennu...athinte after effect anu mootappkku vanna change...dentistinu mootappayude pallu shari akkan pattanjathu kondu etho carpentere vilichu shari akki ennanu latest report..enthayalum udan thanne gym aya..mugham velutha...straight haired mootappaye namuku kanam ...daivme ethokke nangal thanne kannamallo....

Change vanna 2nd person anu ayyan kali...e adutha edakk ayyan kali 2 varshathinu sesham arum kanathe supply ezuthan vanna nanagulde classile oru creamine odichu ettu pidicha vartha ellarum arinju kanum allo...cream oru pennu anu ennu ketappol i called ayyan kali and asked details...kure nirbandichittu anu avan paranje...enthayalum details paranja sesham ayyan kali told me .."Eda ne e karaym arodum paryaruthu..." I asked y??...appo ayyan "Eda a pennu enganum sapichal enikk Btech pass avan patilla "...enikk sharikkum karachil vannu...pinne Sajiodu chodichappol anu sangathi pidi kittye...Saji varree Btech passi ayi enu arinja ayyan kalide veetukar etho manthravadhiye kandu entho pooja okke nadathi...ayyan ethu kondu anu Btech pass avathe ennu ariyan...appo pulli paranju polum ayyan kalikk etho penninte shapam undu ennu..enthayalum athode ayyan neat ayi...Saji parayunnathu pandu "Poram pokku naaye" ennu paranju ayyane koda kondu adicha penninte shapam arikkum ennannu....enthayalum eppo ayyan kali parayunathu 2012 il lokam avasanikkum...athinu munne enthayalum Btech pass akum ennanu....anyway Lets wait and c...ene enthokke kananam...!!!!

Lesson 3:Whacckk....Tats a Sixxxx!!!!!

This incident tat im going to describe is one thing tat i will never forget..it was something so cool..so unbelievable...it just happened in one by tenth of a second...yes and of course tat was a Sixx...so the whole story goes like this.. Obviously it was first year and it was time for our ever rolling Electronics Cricket World Cup :P..and we were set to face the electronics S4 team(i think so)and team members were..AP,Ac,Doni,Me,Amar,prasannan,aravind,jake..etc etc (i cudnt remember all the names..sorry bad memory)..And one funny thing was when team was abt to be decided nanagulde classile oru bujikku van doubt "E teamil chernnal Certificate vallathum kittumo (Athu S6il placement seasonil kanikkan vendi)"..Certf illa oru $#@## illa ennu arinjappol pulli van desp ...enna njan teamil cherunilla polum.. :P.

Anyway buji left the match and we were set to face the s4 team..and i guess AC cudnt come for the match for some reason..We were asked to bowl first and was set some target around 80 in 15 overs.. and as we started our innings wickets started stumbling one after the another..and i think we lost 4 batsmen and the score was around 20 ...target looking very far...and me and doni joined the crease...and slowlys runs started coming..and doni was hitting the ball very well..all i cud do was just give him support..bt asooyakkar parayunnathu enikk kalikkan ariyilla enannu...pure gossip...allathe enthu parayan...anyway the match was going to be a close finish..last over we required around 10 runs...and i was facing the last over..first ball swing and a miss...2nd ball swing and another miss...3rd ball swingsss harddd and obliviously a miss... i cud hear the theri vilikal from our team mates...doni comes and asks wat the hell...and 4th ball atlast connected and 1 run...now we required 9 of 2...match almost over...and the 2nd last ball doni connects tat for a great cover drive..but finds the fielder but we ran for a 1 run...now u ppl will think tat im going to face the last ball..nop nop nop...the fielder takes the ball but doni runs for a 2nd ...and me and doni at the same side..and fielder throws the ball at the keepers end..bt we both were there..me starts running towards the other end as if my whole life depends on it...keeper throws the ball at the bowlers end and i cud see the ball flying over my head as i was running...bt wat happens is bowler collects the ball running backward and he accidently stumbles over the wicket...and good god i makes it to the crease...and we required 7 of the last ball...so bowler comes running and all i cud think was if we loose this match im the only one responsible since i wasted 3 precious deliveries and tat too in the final over...Kali thottal evanmar enne vechekilla...as i was thinking all these a short pitch ball ...doni cheriya chekkan ayathu kondu lavan vicahrichu ethi adikkan patilla ennu...bt all i cud hear was "Waaccckk" and the balls goes sailing over the ropes for a six....tats a tie..tats a tie..i cudnt believe...i was so happy as if i had hit the bowl for six..pinne ente roommate six adikkunathum njan six adikkunathum oru pole anallo..athalle sneham...anyway tat ball went sailing into the crowd (:P) for a sixxx....tat was simply amazing Donichaya..

I know oru MH karan mattoru MH karane orikkalum pokki parayilla..abhinadhikilla...bt njan evide a charithram matti kurikkunnu...doni ne oru sambhavam thanne ...bt ethrayum pokki parayumbo kurachu adichu tharande...athalle athinte oru shari....so the next story abt doni and cricket happened during s7..doni evide ninno oru stich ball vangichu (vangichu ennu anu avan parayunne ..onnengil paisa avan evide ninno motichu allengil ball avan evide ninno motichu)...enthayalum avan evide ninno oru stich ball opichu...doni ball paisa koduthu vangikkan vazhi illa ennu parayan vere oru karanam avan appo fraud bajode roommate anu...mulla poompodi ettu kidakkum....anage anallo athine oru kidapp...so e ball kondu vannu toiletinte doorinu nere ore bowling...leg spin..off spin...angane spinni spinni de kidakunu bowl toiletnte ullil...nokkumbo ball akathu veenu...oru rakshayum illa...doni anel katta desp...puthiya ball..appol anu njanum ende roomate JKT um koodi athu vazhi kadannu poyathu...situation kandathum JKT idea erakki..."eda ne kayy itt engu edukk...aru ariyana...allel thanne ethokke valya sambhavam ano..." ethu ketta pade rajettan evide ninno oru plastic cover kondu vannu...donikk glouse ayittu edan..appo thanne alu koodi donikk ore prolsahanam...ne edukk ennu paranju...appo i noticed JKT is missing...Doni angane aa athi sahasathinu muthirunnu...athum Josephinte vakku kett...pavam doni toiletil kayy ettahum evide ninno kure flash ...chara para...athu pala positions...nokkumbo JKT camerayum ayi vanekkunu...Doni toiletil kayy edunna vividha tharam posukal....Pinnedu adichu kodukkeda donikk ennu paranju enne kondu a photo motham lanil share Josephum rajettanum koodi share cheyichu...pavam doni..ethanu parayunthu joesphine nambiyal...nambiyavan oo....

Today morning eldo was chatting with me...avane patti blogil onnum parayunilla ennu ore vishamam...so i thot pavam avante oru agraham alle...so this story goes like this...S7 il anu sambhavam nadakunne...annu pathivu pole ravile vellam illa...aro paranju A-bottothu vellam undu...so as usual bucketum thooki i went der....allelum MHil akala charamam adayunna oro MHu karanteyum vidhi athanu tat of a glorified stenographer...valya bandham illa ennalum oru punch dialogue..so nokkumbo ella toiletum full..attathu orennam mathram door charathe kidakunnu...allelum ramji rao filmil parayunna pole...MH ile toiletil erikkanel onnekil thalli pidikkanam allel pattu padan ariyanam.....ende munpe poya amar a toiletilekku nokkiyathum pinne odunnathum kandu kondanu njan chellunne...otta vattame njan angottu nokki ullu...toilet kanan polum pattatha vidathil coverd with shit...for more details of this toilet.. dasan athine patti oru detailed vdo erakkitundu...pls watch...enthayalum valu vekkathathu entho bhagyam...e toiletine patti dasan mootappayodu paranjappo mootappa A middle il ninnum thazekk valu vechathu eppozhum njan orkunnu....as we were discussing abt this toilet pettanu eldo vanittu .."Eda ne arinjo bajo aa toiletil thenni veenu"...kettahum aro valu vechu...bt nangalkku ore doubt....ethra pokathinnu veenalum nalu kalel nilkunna fraud bajo veenu ennu paranjal....vishwasikkan prayasam...anvesichu paranju vannapol sambhavam engane...ake ulla e toiletil kayaran vendi athi ravile eldhosum bajoyum thammil adi ayi...bajoye thalli matti door thurannu keriya eldo shitil chavitti slip ayi toiletil veenu...witness ine kondu vannu vicharana cheythappol odukkam eldoykku satyam sammathikkendi vannu....bt one question still remains..

eldo toiletil enthayalum veenu...athu mugham adichu ano veenathu..atho nadu adichu ano veentathu ...ethra chodichittum avan athu parayan thayaralla...talkalam nadu adichu veenu ennu karuthi nammallkku aswasikkam...:P

e post ezuthi theernappol i am thinking.. ethinte title.."Yukkkk....Tats a Shiiit" ennu akkamarunnu ennu...

To be continued........

Lesson 2:KSU and TTA

When we joined MH.... every single day..every single night we heard only one voice 'SFI'...Eventhough im not politically aligned to any party i support SFI bcz its the solo word tat kept the feeling of unity among all of us...I believe everyone feels the same..its just a word,nothing more ..nothing less.But it just kept us going...and each and every senior batch in MH pass this feeling of unity and strength to their juniors by means of this single word.So wat i wanted to explain is tat if u take any organization der will be some ppl who will be against all these policies..who dont believe in all these stuffs...dey simply think its all crap...malayalathil paranjal "karinkalikal"....So in first year it was us...ppl from kollam...who formed the revolutionary party to fight ...who didnt want to participate in any events...who didnt want to be a part of any activities held in MH...inmates of MH gave it a cute name KSU.."Kollam Scooooters Union"....the party had very few members me,ML,T sec..sometimes Doni and Joseph.. fortunately or unfortunately at tat time my thoughts and beliefs were molded like tat..may be bcz as Hasini tells in Bommarullu "Nenu Seriya Penchu lethu"..(manasilakathavarodu ...vallapozhum Telugu padam kananam).Any way we scooted almost all events in MH... Enthayalum the organisation didnt last long...ppl have a common belief tat almost 75% of guys from kollam are T's...bt i dont agree..i think its not 75% it shud be atleast 90%..(PS:Me nt from kollam anymore...TVM is my home)..anyway wat really happened is all the guys from kollam were thrown out of hostel for one issue or another...oruthane moshanathinu...oruthane messil kallatharam kattiyathinu...oruthan allathe thanne MH vittu poyi....so avasan Last Samurai "Me"..was left alone in MH to bear all the chori...lavanmar 1st yearil cheythu vacha T tharathine chori enikk eppozhum kittarunudu...pinne chori ellathe enthu jeevitham....

And the next revolutionary party tat was formed was TTA..

Ticketless Travallers Association..

It was formed ,organized and headed by gr8 Joseph.K.T.The ethics or more specifically the the moto of this org was "Enthayalum Train orattam muthal matte attam vare odunnu..appo athil njan oruthan ticket edukathe keriyalum onnum sambhavililla...ticket eduthalum eduthillelum train odum...pinne y shud i waste my money.."...JKT e idea paranjappo ..alochichappol shari anu ennu thonni...so i joined TTA...nt me a lot of others i guess more than 30 or 40 ppl joined TTA..

Caught in Train..

When u do a mistake and ur nt caught and at the end of the day u get some benefit from wat u did ..then obviously ur confidence will increase....as i travelled or rather we travelled without tickets ..saving money and without being caught...the confidence went skyhigh...until...until i gt caught in train...the whole incident happened during the election campaign in first year..obviously as an active member of KSU me along with ML scooted from MH and planned to go home...and early morning we scooted from MH...went straight to railway station and jumped into the 1st train to kollam..didnt even noticed wat train it was...nokkumbo nalla cushion okke ulla seat...angane vandi payye move cheythu thudangiyathum ende aduthu ninna changathi oru badge eduthu kuthi "tickets..tickets ennu paranju thudangi"..and i ws the 1st person he checked..kure parannju nokki ..raksha illathe vannappo njan ore senti dialouge....

ME:sir veetil ninum phone vannu..entho athavashyam anu..athu konda nangal ticket edukkanje...allel nangal eduthene..eppo nangalude kayyil cash illa

TTR :Than kure neram ayi nangal..nangal ennu parayunnudallo...ara e nangal

ME:Njanum pinne...evanum ennu paranju thirinju nokkiyathum ML ine kanunilla...nokkumbo adutha compartmentinte ange attathu ninum enne nokki chirikkunnu...(Kollam anallo...)

njan pinne kure kalum kayyum pidichu fine 100 Rs il othukki...pinne TTR povan thudangupol veruthe oru dialogum koodi ettu

Me:Sir ee fine adachathu enikk mathram ano.. (doore nilkunna ML ine choondi kanichittu)..atho avante fine koodi included ano..

TTR:Oho avanum tk illa alle..ethu ninte mathram fine anu..avante vere vangikkum..

Hoo...appol anu enikk samadhanam aye...train erangi kazhinju anu pinne avane kanunne...avanum 100 Rs adichu kitti...anyway athode confidence poyi ..pinne ticket edukathe njan ethe vare trainil keriieeetee illa ennu njan parayunilla..long trippinu tk edukkum..athokke mathi....pinne TTA il pala membersum palppozhayi pidikkapettu...avasan organisation illathe thanne ayi..

But one amazing fact is Joseph was never caught during the 4 years...eppo avan USil povan planil ticket edukkundo atho bathroomil erunnu ano povunne ennu enikk nalla doubt undu.. but josephine pidikatathu thanne anu Indian Railwaysinu labham...athinte pinnile katha enthanu enu vechal...Joseph scooter kondu vanna samayathu josephineyum enneyum licence illathathinu police pidichu ...verum 150 Rs fine...athinu Indian Govt enne valipichedaa ennum paranju avan Tvm cityil ulla sakalamana ATM ilum kayari aviduthe fibre board adichu matti...edakk njanum povumarunu...athu potte...pinne kanunathu archi teamz e board use cheyyuntha..i thot oh evan adichu matti engilum athu vere use inu koduthallo enno..athrem nalla manas avan kanichallo...pinnedu anu manasilaye avan athu per board 250 Rs avarkku marichu vittathu anennu...Tats y i said earlier avane enganum Railways fine adichirunnell nammude Madras Mailum,Janashadabdhiyum,Inter city um okke adichu matti vallarkkum avan marichu vittene...pinne ne ooke engane veetil pokumede...

Appo tats all for 2days story..nammal thammil veendum kannuna varekkum gooooood byeeee...

Lesson 1 :Ragging a Senior

It all started on a fine windy evening.The sun was going to rest peacefully in the west.And darkness was slowly crumbling to our rooms...When i looked through the window all i could see was the beautiful garden outside..and right in the middle of the garden she was standing still looking at me and all i could notice was her beautiful smile...I called her ..bt she didnt listen..she was slowly moving away from me...and within the time of an eyeblink she is gone...gone with the wind..

E mukalil paranja sambhavathinu njan ene parayunna incident umayi oruuuu bandhavum illa..pinne aro paranju valya valya blogukarokke engane relation illatha oru karyathil ninnanu blog thudangunne ennu...MH languagil paranjal "katta bandham illayma"..Ene enete bloginu athinte oru kuravu venda..Anyway my first lesson:Ragging a Senior..the whole things starts with again u know who..'Mootappa'...One day mootappa took my belt from my room..guys my waist size was just 24 or max 26 at tat time..and i still wonder mootappa enthina ente belt edutheennu...chilappo mottappayude kannil atho watcho matto anennu thonni kanum...and one little know fact is der..mootappa first year adaym b-bottom thu arunnu..later he contacted warden and shifted his room...reason is mottappyude b-bottom room mate(nammude pavam modasirr) ciggerate valikkum ennu...so nallavanaya mootappa contacted warden gave complaint and shifted his room to A bottom...Bt incident happened when mootappa was still in b bottom..

So tat evening i was searching for my belt and somebody told me mootappa took it..and as i was going to his room...Donichayen also came with me...Varanullathu vazhiyil thangillallo..So we went to his room bt mootapppa appo avide illarunu...vere aro arunnu appo roomil..as i took my belt and was abt to leave a senior came to the room...nw let me recreate the whole conversation

Senior:Da,@##@ mootappa evide..

As i was abt to tell him "mootappa evide illa " donichayen keri edapettu...

Doni:Njangal enthada mootappaye pocketil ittondu nadakkuvano..

Me(thinking):Endamme evan entha vattu ayo...apara dhairyam thanne..seniorinodu engane okke parayamo..

Senior:Da mootappa evide ille..(actually donide dialogue kettu senior pedicho ennu enikk doubt undu)

Doni:Ninnodu alle paranje...enthada ethra moda...ethum paranju seniorinte vayarinittu oru kuthu...

Me(valare payye):Doni ne enthada kanikunne..

Doni:Eda evanu nammale manasilayilla...katakku rag cheytho..

Me(thinking):Donichaya ne oru sambhavam thanne...Seniorine rag cheyyano..Ethrakku dairyamo ....ene evanmar parichaya karrau vallathu ano..as i was wondering wats going on

Donide adutha dia:Enthada chodichathu ketille...

Senior:Ninakk njan aranennu manasilayo..

Doni:Ne First year alle..ninte room evida...

Me(veendum valare valare payye):Da ethu ne udesicha alalla..ethu Senior anu...

Appo doniyude mughathu koodi minni maranja bhavam onnu record cheythirunnel best actorinulla state award B-105 ile alamarayil erunnene...

Donikku enittum njan paranjathu vishwasam ayilla..

Doni:Ne senior allalloallalloallo alle....(pavam e dia kettu enikk thanne karachil vannu poyi)

Senior:Alleda njan ninte classil ullathalle ...back benchil erikkkunna..ne enne kanditille..

(Marana chagaaayyii...pulli appo thanne adavu matti) E dia kettappo enikkum doubt ayi ene evan enganum first year ano...Ake desp ayi..pettanu one more senior came to the room ..asked enthada evide..pulliye kandathum njan nice ayittu roominte purathu erangi odi..aa ottathindayil ketta dia anu "Evanmar enne rag cheyyuvarunnu"..appo next dia "Ano enna evane angu Dmiddle lott kondu pokko"...

pinne kure nerathekk Doni missing..kure samayam kazhinj kure seniors Doniye kondu vannu..ethandu pandathe malayalam padathil villan rape cheytha nayikaye kanunna pole undarunnu..kayyil oru kettu paperum ...full assignments...nale ravile akumbo complete cheythonam.

Doni:Chetta evanmarkku (Me and Amar) work onnum illa..kurachu assignment evanmarkk kodukatte...

Me & Amar(thinking) :Da $@#$#$@ namukku ettu vechu alle...

Seniors:Venda Venda ne alle rag cheythavan ne thanne ezuthiyal mathi...athum nale ravile thanne theerthonam...

Me&Amar (thinking):O#$##da Doni...

So that was the whole sequel...e urvashi shapam upakaram ayathu enikkum Amarinum anu..from very next day seniors varunnathu Seniorine rag cheytha Donide room etha ennu chodicha....Most of the time doni will be busy with assignments...Seniors varunnu puthiya assignment kodukunnu ..'Nale ravile thanonam' ...e dia kettu chilapp me and Amar urakathil ninnum thala pokki nokkum...veendu thirinju kidannu urangum...Tholvikal ettu vangan Doniyude janmam eniyum bakki...

Confused...!!!!

Its Saturday afternoon and i had a very heavy malappuram special biriyani and has just finished watching the movie "Shakespear MA..." .You know its too cool to simply sit lazy like a sloth,have something to eat and watch some good movies.As i finished the movie i was just thinking of putting one more post in this controversial blog.This blog has created such a panic that i got requests,orders or even threats from various places (even from US).My good old friend in US fears tat ..njan blog publish cheythal avanu pennu kittilla ennu...wat to do..

Anyway the thing is i cant recollect all the incidents tat happened ..in the correct order...so this time i cant put a post like 2nd day in colg..or 2nd day in MH..bcz i cant say in which day or time these incidents happened..So wat i think is its better to put it as chapters rather than specifying time...and im trying to recollect them in proper way...So its really confusing..Anyway ende bloginte aradhakare nirashapeduthan njan agrahikunilla...So Lesson 1..

Fading memories....1st day in MH...

Today was such a hectic day that i got barely nill energy left in me to write a post....and its 12 clock midnight ...but 2day even at work i was trying to recollect some incidents...anyway i dont want to give punch dialogues abt my work..so 1st day in MH...

Before getting into the story i just want to jot down my conversation with the MH warden during the orientation class....

Me:Sir,(adyavum avasanum ayittu i called him) Hostel Room okke enagne..

Wa:Rooms okke First Class alle...

Me: Fan undo

Wa:Kuttikalil athmahathya pravantha valarathirikkan precaution ayi Fan MH il illa...

Me:Lighto

Wa:Connection undu Bulb ningal vanganam

Me:Bed,Chair and Table

Wa:Senior upayogichathu kanum...U must use it..

Me:Appo athum illa...Pinne enthu $#$$# ado avide ulle ennu chodikkan ulla manasika valarcha annu enikk illathe poyi...

Me:Bathroom okke...

Wa:Bathrooms okke lavish ayi undu...Full time available alle..(Please note this point)

So Let me with ur humble permission begin this story..

When i entered my room B-105 for the first time all i could see was a big VIP petti...malarkke thurannu kidakunnu...Kure thunikal room niraye vari valichu etekkunnu...Pinne anu mansilaye Doni avante penayo pencilo entho thappiyathu anu ennu....Ethrakkum adukkum chittayum ulla kuttikal eppozhum keralathil undo... Anyway i kept my luggages...7:30 Mess time...7:32 aythum njangal food kazhichu kazhinju....And by 8 light anachu kidannu..all bcz of fear of ragging....kurachu kazhinju i woke up ...when i checked my body all i cud c was red spots...bulging out...at first i thot its mosquito...bt when i looked again i cud c in my bed 100's of fly like things...eechaye pole kure items...i was wondering wats it...I felt crying..First time im staying away from home....ragging pedichu..urangan polum pattathe...arayalum karanju povum...Anway i cudnt sleep a bit that night..and i cudnt remembr wat happened later that night...bcz memory will be very low if u have a sleepless night (Josephinuvendi anveshichappo oru Gynecologist paranjathanu.. :P)...Only next morning i understood from my roomies that its

not eecha its mootta ennu...For the first time in my life im sleeping with

mootaa..U know these creatures really sucks...ethine kananum patilla..

maraka speedum and if u kill a moota its smells hoorrible,also onnine konnal

bakki mootakal entho prathikaram theerkunna pole kadichu side akkum..

ethokke theory okke njan pinnedu padichatha..

Morning Time ..Time to Wake up..

First years and that too first day in hostel..Ravile thanne kulichu fresh ayi ready

ayi "padikkkan" povam ennu karuthi i woke up by 7 o clock...Nokkumbo vellam illa...Wash basinte

sideulde ulla oru windowil koodi nokkumbo kure alukal bucket okke pidichu collegilekk povunnu..

Nokkumbo ella bathroomum kali..bathroom okke engane ennu chodichappo full lavish alle .

eppozhum available ennu warden parnjathinte porul appol anu enikk manasilyathu...

Anyway even i think the blog is getting boring...bt i want to finish this post

somehow..so i am concluding this blog by describing one incident that happened during afternoon

tat day..Me,Amar and Doni (roomies) were coming from college to hostel during lunch break..

As we came near B bottom etho oru senior van soundil etho English rap vechekunne...

Pattu anel oru mile doorathu ninnum kelkkam...

ee ochapadu okke kettu ake desp ayi

Doni:Eda engane ocha okke anel nammal engane padikkum...

Amar:Lunch Timel appo paditham onnum nadakilla...mikkavarum night out erunnu padikkendi varum

Chila pratheyka sahacharyam karanam njan appo paranja dialogue evide velipeduthunilla.. Gn !!

Fading memories....1st day in college...

I am writing this blog after 2 loooong years.....i think i dont have enuf memory to remember all the incidents tat happened during those wonderful years in my life.....but still im trying to recollect some....

So where were we....mmm....1st day in college....satyam paranje ethrayum valaya building njan athu vare ende jeevithathil kanditilla..........And my mother came with me to college...and she said she will find roommates for me...so all 50 creamzzzz of kerala were taken to the seminar hall...avide HOD gave us an ever inspiring speech...athu full "Thall" anu ennu manasilakkan kurachu samayam pidichu ...correct ayi paranjal 4 years...

kurcahu kazhinju amma oruthane koooti vannu..."Doni"....evana ninte roommate...i said ok...(ammaye ethirthu parayunna sheelam enikk pande illallo)...)..So lunch time ayappol i went with doni to have lunch to at canteen...avide oru changathi ore manners..."Sir Sir erikk Sir ...entha vende...Sir"....njan vicharichu Engg students alle...pulli bahumanam thannathu avum ennu....pinne anu Sir ,Sir ennu paranjal pulli udeschikunnathu athalla ennu manasilaye....mmm athu potte....any way we were sitting and Doni aduthulla oru changathiye vilichu order koduthu..."Dey 2 perkk meals..pettannu edukk.." .....ayal avane nokki ore kalipp ore cherayal....kurchu kazhinju anu manasilaye athu etho oru glamour penninte achan anu ennu....anyway ayal manyan ayathu kondu thalli illa...

After lunch break we met a lot of others...AP,AC,Amar,Bajo,Dasan,SRK, ayyan....(friends for a lifetime ...)angane as we were walking through our later famous "Quotation Corner"...ente thala evido thatti...nere nokkumbo 7 adi pokkam ulla oruthan...."Allllaaa Seniors pidichu " I thout...Appo a bheemakaram aya body ninnu edimuzhakkam pole dialouge .."Njan ningade koode ullatha...first year....peru Rishal.K.A"....Athu kettappol first thing tat came to my mind ..."Evanum Engginnero!!!!!!".....(Mootaffa if u ever read this blog sorry for this...njan satyam mathrame paranjullu...But one thing ...eppozhum i have tat doubt.. Mootappa neeyum enggineerro..!!! )

Pinne Electronics Class Room...Satyam paranja enikk eppozhum classile full students (hehe ...students...wikipedia desctibes students as "one who directs zeal at a subject" ...)...aa enthu m#@#@ englilum atte....wat i was telling is ...eppozhum enikk classile full studentsinte peru ariyilla ...especially gaaallsinte..satyam.....anyway one incident in class was (i donno wether it happened on 1st day or nt).....Etho oru lecturer asked to give a self intro....classil enitt ninnu samsarikkanam ennu kettappo thanne ente muttu edikkan thudangi....bt self intro ennu sir paranju theernu illa....front benchil ninnum badha keriya pole oruthan chadi ezhunett ore dialouge...."My father is IIT...mother is IIT...uncle is IIT...Ayalathe Chachi is IIT.....Panchayth President is IIT..."...enikk anel backil erunnittu IIT IIT ennu mathre kelkunnullu.....Enikk Pedi ayi...I thout "Eeeeshwara lavante koode okke ano njan Engg padikkande.....Eppozhe niruthi povendi varumo...."....Later this guy turned out to be "Aman Bhayya"......Evan thanne anu orientation classil etho oru changathikk present kodukkan arengilum undo ennu chodichappo chadi odiyathu ennu njan pinna ariyunne....appo adheesh LP avide erunnu "Ethada eee m@#$#" ennu ennodu chodichathu njan eppozhum valare veeekkthamayi orkunnu....anway e odi chadi present kodutha..self intro ennu kettappo chadi ezhunetta Same changathi thanne anu ...later scored the maximum CRITI for EC in MH....tats hw MH moulded us...tats how it changed our lives....and tats y such a pancha pavam like me (in 1st year..nt nw)...is able to write this much stories...

PS:Next topic 1st day in MH