Saturday, November 14, 2009

Lesson 1 :Ragging a Senior

It all started on a fine windy evening.The sun was going to rest peacefully in the west.And darkness was slowly crumbling to our rooms...When i looked through the window all i could see was the beautiful garden outside..and right in the middle of the garden she was standing still looking at me and all i could notice was her beautiful smile...I called her ..bt she didnt listen..she was slowly moving away from me...and within the time of an eyeblink she is gone...gone with the wind..

E mukalil paranja sambhavathinu njan ene parayunna incident umayi oruuuu bandhavum illa..pinne aro paranju valya valya blogukarokke engane relation illatha oru karyathil ninnanu blog thudangunne ennu...MH languagil paranjal "katta bandham illayma"..Ene enete bloginu athinte oru kuravu venda..Anyway my first lesson:Ragging a Senior..the whole things starts with again u know who..'Mootappa'...One day mootappa took my belt from my room..guys my waist size was just 24 or max 26 at tat time..and i still wonder mootappa enthina ente belt edutheennu...chilappo mottappayude kannil atho watcho matto anennu thonni kanum...and one little know fact is der..mootappa first year adaym b-bottom thu arunnu..later he contacted warden and shifted his room...reason is mottappyude b-bottom room mate(nammude pavam modasirr) ciggerate valikkum ennu...so nallavanaya mootappa contacted warden gave complaint and shifted his room to A bottom...Bt incident happened when mootappa was still in b bottom..

So tat evening i was searching for my belt and somebody told me mootappa took it..and as i was going to his room...Donichayen also came with me...Varanullathu vazhiyil thangillallo..So we went to his room bt mootapppa appo avide illarunu...vere aro arunnu appo roomil..as i took my belt and was abt to leave a senior came to the room...nw let me recreate the whole conversation

Senior:Da,@##@ mootappa evide..
As i was abt to tell him "mootappa evide illa " donichayen keri edapettu...
Doni:Njangal enthada mootappaye pocketil ittondu nadakkuvano..
Me(thinking):Endamme evan entha vattu ayo...apara dhairyam thanne..seniorinodu engane okke parayamo..
Senior:Da mootappa evide ille..(actually donide dialogue kettu senior pedicho ennu enikk doubt undu)
Doni:Ninnodu alle paranje...enthada ethra moda...ethum paranju seniorinte vayarinittu oru kuthu...
Me(valare payye):Doni ne enthada kanikunne..
Doni:Eda evanu nammale manasilayilla...katakku rag cheytho..
Me(thinking):Donichaya ne oru sambhavam thanne...Seniorine rag cheyyano..Ethrakku dairyamo ....ene evanmar parichaya karrau vallathu ano..as i was wondering wats going on
Donide adutha dia:Enthada chodichathu ketille...
Senior:Ninakk njan aranennu manasilayo..
Doni:Ne First year alle..ninte room evida...
Me(veendum valare valare payye):Da ethu ne udesicha alalla..ethu Senior anu...
Appo doniyude mughathu koodi minni maranja bhavam onnu record cheythirunnel best actorinulla state award B-105 ile alamarayil erunnene...

Donikku enittum njan paranjathu vishwasam ayilla..
Doni:Ne senior allalloallalloallo alle....(pavam e dia kettu enikk thanne karachil vannu poyi)
Senior:Alleda njan ninte classil ullathalle ...back benchil erikkkunna..ne enne kanditille..
(Marana chagaaayyii...pulli appo thanne adavu matti) E dia kettappo enikkum doubt ayi ene evan enganum first year ano...Ake desp ayi..pettanu one more senior came to the room ..asked enthada evide..pulliye kandathum njan nice ayittu roominte purathu erangi odi..aa ottathindayil ketta dia anu "Evanmar enne rag cheyyuvarunnu"..appo next dia "Ano enna evane angu Dmiddle lott kondu pokko"...

pinne kure nerathekk Doni missing..kure samayam kazhinj kure seniors Doniye kondu vannu..ethandu pandathe malayalam padathil villan rape cheytha nayikaye kanunna pole undarunnu..kayyil oru kettu paperum ...full assignments...nale ravile akumbo complete cheythonam.

Doni:Chetta evanmarkku (Me and Amar) work onnum illa..kurachu assignment evanmarkk kodukatte...
Me & Amar(thinking) :Da $@#$#$@ namukku ettu vechu alle...
Seniors:Venda Venda ne alle rag cheythavan ne thanne ezuthiyal mathi...athum nale ravile thanne theerthonam...
Me&Amar (thinking):O#$##da Doni...

So that was the whole sequel...e urvashi shapam upakaram ayathu enikkum Amarinum anu..from very next day seniors varunnathu Seniorine rag cheytha Donide room etha ennu chodicha....Most of the time doni will be busy with assignments...Seniors varunnu puthiya assignment kodukunnu ..'Nale ravile thanonam' ...e dia kettu chilapp me and Amar urakathil ninnum thala pokki nokkum...veendu thirinju kidannu urangum...Tholvikal ettu vangan Doniyude janmam eniyum bakki...

2 comments:

eldhosem said...

Peraa.. ninekke pani onnum illa alle.. simpulayi paranjal.. Jobless..

prem kris said...

Im not jobless ...its simply a balance between my personal and professional life...simply paranjal ...marana changathi..