Lesson 4: Change is inevitable...

Again after a few days of break i have started blogging again...I was thinking of writing something abt the end of first year..first years exams etc etc...bt 2 day something happened which was so funny tat i cant stop myself from writing abt it....so i am just fast forwarding the time line to 1st Dec 2009...World Aids Day...my apologies to all my blog fans :P.. till last post i was under the misunderstanding tat only MH ppl are reading the blog...bt l8r i understood tat some more ppl like my blog...so for all those who donno abt the hero of this story ..lemme introduce him for them.."Saji"...enne njan vilikunnathum Vimal kumar enna...ennu parayunnathu pole ...Saji avane vilikunnthu Technical Kidilam ennanu....CET start chyethityu eppo 70 years...Saji btech padichu theernappo 7 varsham ..athaythu CETide 10% life time saji avide undarunnu ...chila padangal mannasiurthi padikkumbo onno rando varsham edukkum ennanu avan parayunne....

Anyway the whole story starts with Saji writing the JTO exam...when i went to c him one day he told me he will crack the exam....athu kettu chiri sahikkan vayyathe njan paranju "ne JTO pass ayal njan raji vekkum ennu"..enthayalum JTO result announce cheytha divasam mootappa called me and told "Da can u check my result"..I said ok ...result nokki ..pathivu pole mootappa disqualified...kurachu samayam kazhinju Saji called me..."Da ne resign cheyyan thayyarayikko...I got selected"...njan paranju eda 2012 lokam avasanikkum ennu ne para njan viswasikkam...ayyan kali Btech pass ayi enu ne para ..athum venel njan viswasikkam ..pakshe ne JTO crack cheythu ennu njan payyeee viswasikkum...anyway l8r Saji called me and told u dont have to resign...i got no chance of getting exam cleared..anway when u get time just check the result...i said ok..bt i forgot the whole thing and when i as abt to leave office i just simply thot of checking the result...as i typed roll no and clicked submit .."Sajid M..Congrats..ur are qualified"...

I felt like world is going to end...it took sometime for me to get to normal state....i called up saji and told ur qualified..even he cudnt believe....bt the worst fact is its a truth..Saji is or rather is gng to be JTO soon ...Mamotty parayunna pole "Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction"..:(

So thats the whole flashback...And fun part is Saji cleared all the Btech papers only last month..and next months he gets a Govt job...nangalude classile katta bujikalkku polum pattatha oru karyam..So 2day on Dec 1st was Sajis document verification...I gave Saji a contact no of a person in HRD Bsnl..and told Saji 'ninakk valla helpum venel just call this guy'...Now Saji called me 2day morning and tells..."Njan doc verification thakarthu"...I asked "athinu thakarkkan matharam onnum athil illallo..."..sthiram miss call adikkunna Saji ennu enne engottu vilichu engane parayanel something wrong...So after office I called the guy in HRD and the whole conversation goes like this

Me:Sir,My friend had his doc verf 2day..did u c him..

HR:Avan ninte friend ano (van kalippil)

Me:Sir,athentha angane chodiche..

HR:Orothanmar Karakki kuthi exam pass ayi engu porum ...Companyide peru kalayan vendi..

Me:Sir avan work cheythittundu enna ennodu paranje

HR:Workk...avan enthoram Certf anu nangale kaniche ..porathathinu van jadayum..

I thot Jadayoo...Saji nammalodu moda erakkum engilum engane oru situationil poyi moda erakkumo...So i asked him in detail and later called Saji(avanodu appo njan HR ine vilicha karayam paranjilla)..and after analyzing the 2 calls i came to a conclusion of wat really happened...

The whole thing goes like this...Saji goes for doc verification early morn...adaym kanda changathitye thanne parichayapettu...nokummbo Trissur Engg collg topper...desp ayi aduthavante aduthu poyi erunnu...nokumbo avan Navy selected ayi erikkunnavan...avante apurathu erikkunavan 80 % mark ullavan....ake desp ayi erikkumbo angu moolakku oruthan erikunnu...ake avan mathre ollu oru koora look ulle...avane chennu parichaypettu..pada pedichu panthalathu chennappo ...ennu parayunna pole ...chennu codichappo avan Kannur Engg colg topper..evarude munpil pidichu nilakkanel moda erakkathe patilla ennu mansilakkiya Saji pinne oreeee modaaaa...engane orthu erikkumbol Sajiye doc verf vilichu...then wat happened is....

HR:U wil have to sign a bond for 2 L for five years...any doubts?..

Saji:Sir njan resign cheythal ee 2L nirbandam ayi adakkano...

Sajide cetf onnum kannathu kondu HR thot evan etho van team anu..so he expalined it details how good is JTO post...career benefits...salary etc...(pavam HR)

HR:Now u will have to find a surety...if u break the bond and u fail to pay the money then surety will have to pay it...

Saji:Sir,appo surety koodi resign cheythalo...(Oreeee moda..this is not thall..if u have doubt u can ask Saji...avan engane paranjo ennu)

HR(katta despode):Than van tharikida anallo...

Saji(thinking):Hee thokke Yeentthh....

HR:Ok..nw show me the doc..

Doc verf nil HR ppl ask us to bring orginal +3 photocopies of each doc...then they will cross check the orginal and photocopies and will keep the photocopies with them...

Doc kanatte ennu paranjathu Saji oru 40 sheet paper kettu eduthu koduthu..

HR:Eppo orginal matharam mathi ..photostat pinne parayumbo tharanam...

Saji:Sir ee 40 sheetum orginal marklist anu...photocopy vere unud..ennu paranju vere oru 120 sheet photocopy eduthu kanichu...

HR:40 sheet orginalooooooooo....ethinte photostat edukkan thanne venamallodo JTO ude oru masathe salary...(hallil koota chiri )

HR ppl cross checked each and every persons doc and photocopies...sajiyodu mathram paranju ..

"U just keep the photocopies here...no need for cross checking...ninne nangallku viswasam anu"..

athu vare moda erakki erunna saji pinne kattu poya balloon pole ayi...athine reaction anu HR enne vilichu paranjathu....enthayalum ende manam poyi ..allathe enthu parayan.. :(

Pinne sajikku JTO kittiyathu kondu changes vannathu mattu randu perkku anu..onnu mootappa..Sajikku JTO kitti ennu arinju kurachu nal kazhinju mootappa called me...desp anu ennalum athu marachu vechu kondu..."Eda njan van gym adi thudangi...pinne dentistinte aduthu poyi pallu okke shari akki...last week went for pearl facial..pinne hair straighten cheyyan theerumanichu"..I asked "ninakk entha vattayo atho kalyanam ayo..." ..Mootappa . ."Ne choriyathe...mugham velukkan ulla oru cream paranju thaaa.."...njan ake desp ..ariyilla ennu paranjittum avan vidunilla...avasan njan googlil "How to make ur face white " ennu search chyethu..adyam vanna creaminte peru paranjittu "njan etha use cheyunne ennu paranju"..

Kurchu naal munpu Jindane vilichappo avan paranjthu mootappayude mugham veluthu ...pakshe avide evide ayi chila bhagam mathram anu veluthe ennu...i asked ayyan kali mootappaku enthu patti ennu...appol anu ayyan kali parayunne...Sajikku oru 75 L thinte kalyanam vanu ennu avan mootappayodu thalli ennu...athinte after effect anu mootappkku vanna change...dentistinu mootappayude pallu shari akkan pattanjathu kondu etho carpentere vilichu shari akki ennanu latest report..enthayalum udan thanne gym aya..mugham velutha...straight haired mootappaye namuku kanam ...daivme ethokke nangal thanne kannamallo....

Change vanna 2nd person anu ayyan kali...e adutha edakk ayyan kali 2 varshathinu sesham arum kanathe supply ezuthan vanna nanagulde classile oru creamine odichu ettu pidicha vartha ellarum arinju kanum allo...cream oru pennu anu ennu ketappol i called ayyan kali and asked details...kure nirbandichittu anu avan paranje...enthayalum details paranja sesham ayyan kali told me .."Eda ne e karaym arodum paryaruthu..." I asked y??...appo ayyan "Eda a pennu enganum sapichal enikk Btech pass avan patilla "...enikk sharikkum karachil vannu...pinne Sajiodu chodichappol anu sangathi pidi kittye...Saji varree Btech passi ayi enu arinja ayyan kalide veetukar etho manthravadhiye kandu entho pooja okke nadathi...ayyan ethu kondu anu Btech pass avathe ennu ariyan...appo pulli paranju polum ayyan kalikk etho penninte shapam undu ennu..enthayalum athode ayyan neat ayi...Saji parayunnathu pandu "Poram pokku naaye" ennu paranju ayyane koda kondu adicha penninte shapam arikkum ennannu....enthayalum eppo ayyan kali parayunathu 2012 il lokam avasanikkum...athinu munne enthayalum Btech pass akum ennanu....anyway Lets wait and c...ene enthokke kananam...!!!!