Lesson 6:My First Kiss

So as usual this post also starts with the same words..."I am writing this post after a long time"..U know now a days life has become too busy...e divasangal okke ethra pettanu kadannu poyal nammal enthu cheyyum...2day i was telling my frnd....we are all pakka fools..bcz schoolil arunnappol we wished to join colg...colg join cheythappo we wished we were at school...colg arikkumbo we wished to get a job...wen joined for a job...now we want to go back to colg...now some of my friends have started updating their status as committed ....hoping that their life will become betr when a girl comes...trust me after getting married most ppl will think how gud was bachelor life...bt life is point of no return...as i was telling mootappa abt this committed thing..avan parayuvarunnu avan mathre ullu eppo glamour ullavarude kootathil pidi kodukathe single ayi nadakunne ennu...no comments for this from my side...AC parayunne mootappede veetil kannada ella ennanu...chilappo arikkum...

So im not deviating from my topic ...so tat was all abt 1st year thing...den comes s3...wen we joined the college somebody was telling us...S3 akumbo ur percentage will reduce drastically...on hearing this someone, Doni or Amar was telling ...nallonam padichal angane onnum undavilla..even we can score more than wat we scored in 1st year...sangathi shari anu..bt der is a problem in it ...the problem is "nallonam padichal"...nallonam padichal markku vangamarunu...athanu...nallonam padikkanam...padichirunel vangamarnnu...athanu....angane ethayalum nallonam padichathu kondu van improvement ayi...my percentage INCREASED from 80 to 73%..pinne entheduthalum eppol free alle..so 73% inte koode i got 1 supply free...I still remember that day..wen i entered the EC circuit lab...most ppl were expecting RC coupled amplifier as the lab question...bt that year RC coupled amplifier was asked only a very few times...i entered the lab...external nammude mugathu nokilla...internal enne nokki kalippil..oru slip eduthittu a moolakku pokko.....e adutha edakk i went to calicut beach...avide e kaynottakkar thattaye kondu cheetu edupikkunna oru parupadi undu..nangalude labum enthandu athu pole anu...enthayalum njan sakala daivangaleum manasil vicharichu took one slip...eduthondu moolakku poyi erunnu..slip thurannthum enthoo oru sadhanam varachu vechekunu...oru sine wavinte mukal bhagam vetti..thazathe bhagam neeti..pinne valachu...enthandu aksharam ezuthan padikkunna kuttial slateil ezuthiya pole undu...enthu cheyyanam ennu oru pidiyum illa...appo aro paranju thannu athil clipperum clamparaum undu ennu...so i thot atleast athengilum cheyyam ..partial output akumallo...avansam enganokkeyo cheythu arude okkeyo bhagyam kondu a kuthivaracha polathe wave inte paktuhi njan undakki...appo thanne externaline vilichu..."Sir output"...appo nammal e externaline daivathe pole anu kanunne...pulli enne nokki..pinne wave ine nokki..kure neram evide okkeyo pidcihu thirichu..enitt paranju..."Ok,

partial output..ezuthikko ennu"...ethu kettathum internal ninna maaaddaamm evide ninno chadi veenu ...at 1st i thot ho..evar ethu mikkavarum full output akki tharaum...erangumbo oru thanks parayanam ennu...internal vannu enne nokki..pinne o/p...kure neram nokitt exteranalinodu ..

"Sireee ethu paratial polum illallo...avide full o/p kittiya piller undallo"...ethilum nalla reethiyil engane para vekkanam ennu eppozhu enikk ariyilla...external enne nokki ..njan van dayaneeyamayi paranju..."Sir..partial o/p elle...njan ezuthikotte"...Pulli udane..."Nikk ezuthan varatte.."..pinne avide evidem okke pidichu thirichu..enitt..."aaa..ethu o/p alla...ene 15 min samayam undu pettanu onnude nokk.."...i felt crying..bt onnum parayan patilla ..I tried my level best....oru rakshayum illa..udane vannu internalinte adutha dia "Kaatt adichal onnum o/p varilla."..pinne padikkunathine patti kure dia.....i became katta desp..nt because tat i didnt get the o/p...or internal screwed my lab...i felt desp wen i saw the same internal madam helping a buji in our class to get the o/p...enthayalum wen the results came i got 13 out of 100...still i wonder for wat did they give me 13 marks...S3 result vannappo almost all ppl from MH flunked in lab..Aman got 6..Ac 4..bijo 8..ayyan 4...saji 5 ..everyone got digit mark...i was happy because thottavarude kootathil njan anallo midukkan..i managed to get 13...

Enthayalum after that thing i realized one fact...lab pass avanel onnegil oru buji avanam allel odukathe bhagyam venam...i chose the 2nd one...so from tat day onwards lab exam date inte annu i will go to temple...ore bhakthi maragam anu...bt s3 mathre ullarunu e tension...trust me EC lab exam ennu paranjal its a mega comedy event...particularly the viva session..i just want to jot down a few award winning and very talented answers from our lab exam sessions..

Scene 1:

Examiner(E) :Wat is Rom?

Aman:Sir athu Italy ile oru sthalam alle.. (End result :Supply)

Scene 2:

After getting fed up with mootappas answers atlast examiner told mootappa:

Look Rishal ill gv u an adivce...e pariksha ennu parayunnthu oru mutta pole anu..athu nilath veenal potti povum...

Mootappa:Enna pinne vere oru mutta vangicha pore Sir

Examiner:Enna than puthiya oru muttayum ayi adutha vattam vaa...(Supply)

Scene 3:

Examiner to Me:Expand ASCII code

Me:All Scientific Corporation.........mmmm

Examiner :Enuffffff....(Supply)

Scene 4:

Examiner to Saji:How many bit is ASCII code?

Saji:No idea Sir

E:Make a guess

Saji:Athu ente arivil oru pathu..erupathanchu bit kanumm

E:Bha @!@!##(Trust me examiner avane theri vilichu)

Scene 5:

Examiner to Jake:Oru q utharam paranjal thanne njan pass akkam..Sagar Alias Jakki ..ethu padathile anu

Jake:20tham noottandu

E:Correct (bt still Jake gt supply for that)

Scene 6:

Examiner to Vinayan after seeing his 4 wheeler robot..or some crap like that :

Wat will happen if u remove one wheel from that machine

(Examiner was expecting something related to its sensors and motion)

Vinayan:Sir oru wheel mattiyal athu Auto Ayi odikkam .. :( :(

Thank God the examiner didnt cry...

Scene 7 the ultimate one

Examiner to Ayyan after getting fed up:Ill make u pass...bt answer 3 questions correctly

Q1:How many semesters are there in Btech?

Ayyan:8

Q2:Spell the word Resistance

Ayyan:Res..Res...Res...

ok last Q3:Write down word Electronics and Communication

Im not writing wat ayyan wrote...bcz last week koodi wen i called him he was telling this ..still he thinks Electronics have 2 "T"s and Communication has only one "M"...

There are million other incidents similar to those i qouted above are left..bt i cud recollect only this much...anyway thats all about our labs...Before concluding ..For those MH ites who live in North India right now a very glad news is there..bcz somebody told me the biggest reality show in Indian Television is about to commence soon...mostly by Feb/March..Like wat Rakhi Sawant did ...somebody among us is going to get married through reality show...its called "Saji Ki Vivah"...If we are very very lucky we can watch the show..bcz rumors are there that some one has already offered Saji half of Burj dubai as dowry..

Last bt not least u must be wondering y i put the title of this post as My First Kiss..bcz a Btech Student seldom forgets his First Supply ..First Peg and First Kiss...me still waiting for the latter.... :P