Lesson 7:The Hangover...

This time im nt going to start the post with the usual dialouge...it has become so boring..so instead for a change this time im going to crack a joke...u knw its a dangerous task to crack a joke after telling everyone that ur going to tell one...anyway im taking tat risk..this joke was atfirst told by balettan...last month wen we went to Silent Valley balan was with us..and every time balan used to tell us he is gng to tell a comedy..and believe me he was telling the most pathetic jokes one cud ever hear...pinne amare ine okke pole workshopil maranaaa comedy erakkan ulla kazhiv pavam balan illallo..anyway as a last hope balan told us he will tell one more joke..athum desp anel ee paripadi avan avasnipikkum ennu...we told balan dont be so desp..koora anel appo thanne chellakk kittum ennu...So balan gt this joke from one of our seniors.. and im adding a little more masala to it so as to get a good punch...so it goes like this..

One of our seniors is staying in mumbai with some of his frnds..one day while dey were having a party at home ,his roomie brings with him a frnd of his...so this roomies frnd comes ,joins the party and after some pegs started cracking jokes...jokes almost similar to balan's..and this guy was telling joke abt his frnds..like "u knw i have frnd der who did this".."one frnd here who gt into this"..like tat...so kure kazhinjappole everyone became desp and this guy is not stopping either..so this guy talks again "U knw i have frnd ..he does something gr8..he can crush a dry fruit with his hand and he throws the shell outside and throws the nut into his mouth and he does this pretty fast...so one day wat happens is he does the trick bt accidently throws the nut outside and the shell into his mouth "... (PJ).....telling this the guy starts laughing...ellavarum katta desp....at this point the senior starts talking and he says.."Ethonnum valya karayam alla...U knw i have a frnd in chennai who used to smoke while travelling in local train...and on seeing the TTR this guy throws the cigg outside and get inside the train and he does it pretty fast...bt one day wat happened is TTR came so suddenly that this guy threw the cigg inside the train and jumped out of the train ..." :P

I donno whether u ppl call it a joke or a chalu..bt next time if u c Akshay Kumar or Paresh Rawal jumping out of train after throwing the cigg inside, in some Priyadarshan Movie....feel proud bcz this joke was made by one of our seniors... ;) So tat concludes the joke session..speaking of jokes if i analyse the humor sense ...dasan has the ability to crack spontaneous jokes..AC cracks gr8 jokes bt laughs at his own jokes...bajo cracks jokes only if gets some benefit :P...mootappa tells some classic stuffs..(like patt etto pakshe chellakk adikkum)....amar cracks jokes only if he is in workshop...i dont have very gud sense of humor bt i can explain someone else jokes very well and considering explaining a joke aman is the most pathethic one to do tat...tats bcz he hears a joke in malayalam...understands in english..and while explaining he has to do the reverse...and ayyan ,saji and Doni dont crack jokes they just do normal things which inturn turns into classic comedies...like ayyans dia "Eda e kaniyapuram nammal vicharicha pole athra cheriya bus stand alleda :P"..

Now no more jokes ..coming back to our topic "The Hangover"...almost everyone might have understood whats in my mind... of course "Vellamadi"..this time ill try to write the post in English as much as possible..u knw y...bcz the vellamdai thing is much more stylish in English than in malayalam..If u still have a diff opinion lets do a demo (as Aamir Khan tells in 3 idiots)...next time when u meet any stylish mallu girl that u knw....just go to her and tell.."Edo ennale van kidialam arunnu...vellamadichu vellamadichu vaalu veekkarayi"...if ur lucky u can even score a gud slap..at the same time if u go to the same girl and tell "Dei...yest was a pretty wild night..i boozed so hard that i almost puked!!!.."..im sure in 90% cases nothing will happen and if ur lucky u might get back a smile :P... bcz most mallus (girls and boyz) only knows the pronunciation of these kind of words..very few knows wat that actually means...so my advice to ppl who talk fluent english (like mootappa)...next time when to talk to ppl like Kuthira or AC try to avoid talking in English or atleast avoid these kind of stylish words...bcz if Kuthira or AC hear these kind of words like "Puke" "Booze" "Fag" ...they might misinterpret it as something gr8...so u might even c next time Kuthita uploading pics in orkut or flicker with title as "Puke" ( avante chila pics inu apt comment is Puke..bt im nt gng into such details )...or AC uploading his supposedly existing gf s pic with comment as "Kewl and boozed" which can lead to unimaginable havoc...speaking of ACs English ..if u ever get a chance to chat with him in messenger dont miss it..bcz the guy who used to talk like "Aliyaa Cigg undoda"..nw talks "Oh ma gwadd"..."ma very busy uknaw"...b4 when he was surprised he used to tell "Aliyyaaa Desssspp"...and now he tells only "Ohhh Miraaaa"...(u can check his orkut album for proof)...

So my whole drinking story starts from S4..when bajo poured me the first peg in my life...tat night i drank some 3-4 pegs bt nothing happened actually and i was feeling much better...as i cud talk more...more and more ideas come to ur mind...in all these vellamdi partied ppl discuss topic ranging from "wat tat gal wore today ".. to "how can we launch one more satellite in our orbit"...I guess these kind of parties are the brooding ground of ideas....so first peg as i said in my earlier post ..still i remember it...my next confrontation with a bottle came in our class tour when we went to Goa...this time it was vodka and we were around 5-6 ppl...in goa one bottle of mineral water cost 25 Rs but 1 bottle of beer costs just 20 Rs...since i already had my first peg it wud be an insult for me to go back to beer again..so i thot dont spoil ur image drink vodka no more beer..so we started the whole party sitting on the sands of goa enjoying the night and the cool sea breeze...tat was amazing..we finished one bottle...bought 1 more finished tat one also..and me and some one else i guess mathew...was crying for one more peg (marana kick ayal u feel crying..its a fact)...experienced ppl like AC and bajo told us its enuf..bt we didnt listen...bot 1 more bottle and started drinking..almost around 6-7 pegs...then suddenly some one started the topic "Day schi and Mhite"....i drank one more peg and i wanted to say something.. i said "enikk oru karayam parayan undu"..every time i raised my hand like we raised our hands to answer something while we were in school...school not college..in college we didnt even mind to raise our head from the desk :P....so i shouted and shouted ...bt no one listened ..suddenly some one said "Let him talk ..he wants to say something"..i became happy i said "Enikk oru karayam parayan undu"...pinne enikk bodham varumbo i was in hotel room...ac sitting near me watching TV..i felt like i was going to die...i started crying ...donno wat to do..Appo Ac told me valu vechal shari akum..i went to the bathroom...puked ..puked so hard tat i thot my stomach and liver wud come out of my mouth...bt i felt relieved ..i came back and told AC "This is desp ..My parents had sent me to study...and nw im drinking...now its over.. I promise no more drinking"...Saji JTO ayal njan raji vekkum enu pranja pole ..this also i have kept my word...;).. Pinnedu ulla parties i dont remember them all...My advice to any fresher in the field of boozing is that for the first few parties just measure urself...how much u can drink...wats ur capacity...wats the LOC for u drinking maximum without puking...i remeber kunjali ..next day after a vaal night telling me "Enthu desp sadhanam ada ethu...e alukal okke engane ethu kudikunnu"...some time ago i heard that he still have that opinion..bt only after finishing his 5th peg....and during the last vaal night i puked thrice and tats my all time record...eppo drinking has become some official thing..no one drinks a lot....and i have stopped drinking also :(......bt one good thing abt drinking is that like hutch adv "where ever u go our n/w follows" ...like wise if u can drink "where ever u go ur frnds follows"..

So before concluding... one more fact..

when we joined first year 99% of ppl believed in the evils of drinking...alcohol destroys ur liver..kidney..heart and even ur families....bt right now almost 95% ppl think that they were wrong ;)...some T's still hold their opinion..bt my opinion is Alcohol is really really injurious to health...as u can c in all bottles ranging from Rum to Whiskey they have printed this fact in bold letters...bt i believe leaving all ur frnds behind simply bcz they drink...and spending ur time with a bunch of retards who discuss about the breach in diplomatic relation b/w china and india or cracks jokes abt the change in o/p wavefrom if u short circuit the pins of IC 8086(is 8086 an IC??) ....is far far injurious...

so from all these points we can conculde..

LHS=RHS

Hence Proved...!!!!!